Bloopers

Some bloopers made in church (I'm sure there's more which someday we should compile into a book):

A) Found in the powerpoint slide Stella typed for "Still":

Father You are King over the floor...
(Yes, Stella, we know that but certainly He's more than that right)

B) During P&P while singing "We're together again":

For the last time (let's sing) we're together again
(No, Lester, the rapture ain't coming today)

C) And the one that tops it all, Euvin in his excitement teaching devotion in Cebu said:

Esther shaved the Jews
(Oh Euvin, that's a really fresh revelation)